Sexy underarms

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O n any given day, before I leave my flat, I do three things: first, I check my teeth for stray poppy seeds. Then I have a quick look at my hair, making sure my afro is even on all sides.

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And last, but sexy underarms no means least, I check my underarms. Because if there's one part of the body that the idea of my sexiness hinges on, it's my armpits. Every so often, it seems, a part of the female human body is deated as flawed and we are told we must "improve" it. These days, armpits — recently rebranded as the less sweaty and earthy-sounding "underarms" — have been selected to our sagging decolletage, facial wrinkles and crone hands as something we are being taught to be anxious about.

In an August article in US Vogue, Dodie Kazanjian wrote about her underarm problem: "My eye caught an unsightly bulge of skin peeping out from under my sleeveless blouse, where my left arm ed my chest. That's sort of unattractive, I thought. When Dove conducted a poll of more than women, it revealed that "almost every one of them thinks that their underarms are unattractive".

Sexy underarms, one in three women feel more confident when their underarms are in "good condition". Mike Dwyer, US marketing director for Unilever's deodorant business, asked the natural question: "How do we give them that confidence? One can't help but wonder how Dove defines this. For example, does the new deodorant adorn your armpit with a Marilyn Monroe-esque beauty spot?

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An imprint of a miniature Mona Lisa? Perhaps it deposits a single, perfect pearl in there.

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If pearls aren't your bag, never fear. The need to beautify "ugly" bits of our bodies has extended beyond our armpits and reached a new high low?

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I am referring, of course, to the entirely unnecessary procedure of vajazzling. Vajazzling, for those still blissfully in the dark, is the application of glitter and crystal on to the waxed pubic area of a woman; vagina plus bedazzle, innit? The rational question is "but why would you do that? Readers are reminded that the body-art crystals are not restricted to just the "nether regions. Why not add a little sparkle to your face, neckline and shoulders?

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How much more prettifying can we take? The human body is, lest we forget, a complex machine. It houses a lot of little processes which keep us alive and well. But surely, the folly has reached its hysterical peak.

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I'm struggling to believe that there are men and women out there who will recoil from an unvajazzled vagina, crying brokenly, "but where are the jewels? Armpits and vaginas "fixed", I've already moved on to wondering where sexy underarms on women's bodies the gimlet stare of disapproval will fall.

Maybe overly fleshy earlobes? Personally, I propose someone examine what I consider to be the real problem — unnaturally wrinkly elbows. See how the flesh gathers so unbecomingly at the t! The petition to commence the study for fixing those starts here: our sexiness depends on it. How sexy are your underarms? Perhaps you've never even considered the question, but armpits are the latest part of the female anatomy to be targeted by the beauty industry. Where will it end?

She's happy, possibly because her underarms look so good. Bim Adewunmi. Topics Women Beauty Unilever features. Reuse this content.

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